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[26 May 2005|07:12pm]
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PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE.................
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[26 May 2005|12:39pm]
[ mood | awake ]

GUYS WOW.......NO REALLY WOW!!!

Star Wars made me sex wee wee so bloody hard.....i mean if i sex wee weed any harder it would've been copmming out from under my fingernails!!!

ok so apart from the movie being beyound all my wildest dreams.........FUCK SEX...MORE OF THE STAR WARS MATEY....THAT'LL GET ME THOUGH!!!

ok anyway.....

after the movie wich i decided to watch in Camden i decided to wonder to the Devs where i ran into some crazy friend of mine....dubed "my stalker" (silenzo on here or Jeremy) on his way with a group....A GROUP of people to the underworld, to listen to "METAL"!!!

as i resighted over how this took me back to my youth (wich im offically allowed to say now) the bouncers caught naughty Jeremy and a naughty accomplise doing naughty in the toilets...not naughty cuddles......but naughty happy dust!!!

so "removed" from the club we headed over to the crowbar in good'ol soho....hanging around having the good'ol fashioned happy drink...who should walk in.....why that guy............the lead singer from "IRON MAIDEN".......BRUCE DICKENSON or something........now to be honest i dont appreciate the guy that much really, never being much of a fan to his music....so i spoke to him about absolute bollocks.....Ollie style!!!

we had a mature convosation about the magic of bubbles in beer bottles and then we sang the spongebob squarepants theme-tune......and then i pretended to be his body-guard to protect him from some foreighn person whome he couldn't understand.......after dragging a muchly overly obbsessive fan Jeremy away from the poor guy much happy dust was snorted...till we were eventually tossed out with the rest of the garbage at closing time....then off to Jeremys to have much more happy dust and alcohol!!!

what can i say apart from WOW

i'd like to say i got a photo with him or an autograph but to be honest he really shoul've been asking me for one :D

nice guy......shame i dont appreciate him for the legend he apparently is :D


meep

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[25 May 2005|06:47pm]
[ mood | excited ]

yay Ollie finally got round to getting off his arse to see this bloody movie

now all i have to do is use the force to get from here.......to leicester square 17:50 and i'll be fine

no tie to cyhat bye bye

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[25 May 2005|12:26pm]
[ mood | tired ]

good morning everyone.....i mean afternoon......

WHY GOD....WHY!!!???

WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THE ONE WITH THE GUY WITH THE PHNUMATIC DRILL SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!!!

anyhoo Ollie decided to get back in touch with his childhood........twas quite easy for him to do such a thing, all Ollie needed were his old gameing consoles.........

so last night Ollie was haveing a whale of a time playing things such as teenage mutant ninja turtles and super mario on that original nintendo system, i wouldv'e played duck-hunt but i cant find my orange gun :'(

and oh my god it was fantatsic!!!

till disaster!!! one of the wires at the back connesting it to the TV.....BROKE, so now that little part of my life has gone forever........does anyone else understand the pain!!!???

so today Ollie will be searching for his super nintendo and N64.......

PS: last night i reached a new low, as i laugthed at deaf people on TV.......it wasnt my fault REALLY

they were going on about oral (and i know its childish but we ll know me) and so i sat there giggling away as they went on about oral being the best way..........

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[24 May 2005|04:30pm]
[ mood | amused ]

LMFAO

BRILLIANT

MY PARENTS ARE ALIENS ON CITV IS AMAZING!!!

ha ha the alien guys are doing brilliant impressions of chavs......i like the way they come in a trolley

and they both do whire scum so well :D

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[24 May 2005|03:07pm]
[ mood | giggly ]

http://www.live365.com/stations/mykx611

just so i remember this groovey station

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[24 May 2005|12:59pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

WOOOOOOOWW

thats amazing!!!

im just so unbelievably attractive i could just stare at myself for hours............

ok im lieing...........not hours....maybe days...........:D

upon finally gettng the hot water to work again i decided that i was going to throw as much herbal stuff into my bath as i possibly could and have a nice relaxing time......upon deciding that playing with my toy boat was becomming boring i decided to jump out and get ready for my driving lesson that is later.......

upon wrapping myself in my towel i suddenly noticed to my AMAZMENT that suddenly i quite obviously am just a god in the mirror, and upon comming to this conclusion i have decided that i need a crown like the greeks

you know one of those ones made from those leaves.......

Also in a little bit i am going to put up a picture of my classey Alan Shearer Football-Head Mug

[EDIT] HERE IT IS WOOOOOOOO

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[23 May 2005|10:58pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

title or description

*implodes with giggles*

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[22 May 2005|11:44pm]
[ mood | awake ]

OH POOOOOOOOOO............

Silly, Silly Ollie

i've spent the whole day sleeping, it started this morning as i left SEone whilst waiting for the bus,

then i spent all day sleeping in starbucks, appaently holding a convosation whilst unconsious.....(apparently i was making sence till i said something about "munchkins", now to be honest i dont know if i should belive that......what in gods name are Munchkins anyway???)......whilst dribbling continuesly.........

quite embarresing really.......but then again when do i ever really have control of what comes out my mouth at the weekend :D

then a nice train journey home where i found out 2xbig eat salt and vinegar crisps are not your friends when you've forgot to buy a drink.......

then back home, had a couple of milkybar yougarts (their delish bitches) and fell asleep to star trek.......waking up thinking it must be early in the morning when actually it's 11:40 can be a slight bit misleading.......AND NOW IM WIDE AWAKE!!!

*switches on UV light*

oh well i suppose it isnt all bad.....

*looks at TV realises its some American police car chase program*

....yes it is

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[22 May 2005|02:32pm]
[ mood | tired ]

WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, !!!

SEone was quite good i suppose.....

look everyone look at my happy adam!!!

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twas amazing.....twas loving it.....

WOOOOOOOOOOOW

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[21 May 2005|05:10pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS

LUCAZADE ENERGY "DOSENT REPLACE FLUID LOST IN DIARREAA" AS IT ACTUALLY SAYS ON THE LABEL!!!

GO SEE FOR YOURSELFS, AND NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU BE GIVEN THE FALSE PRETENCE THAT LUCAZADE ENERGY WILL REPLACE LIQUID LOST IN SLOPPY POO'S!!!

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[21 May 2005|03:18pm]
[ mood | Chemical injuiced Bounces ]

oh my god!!!

ok just quickly popped back home to change for tonight, bring on some of the good'ol SEone action i've been hearing so much about......

YAY GUYS IM GOING TO BE ON TV YAY!!!

me and ben (an old friend from collage) were standing outside Earls court....and obviously i wasnt in a best of states, due to what...we'll never know..........anyway, standing outside when some latex devil guy starts walking in front of us trying to give people umbrellas!!! (turns out their quite rude umbrellas)

so of course Ollie wants an umbrella from the devil in latex!!!

turns out its for a channel four thing, think the lady said it was for a show called "four entertainment"
and i cant remember when she said it was comming on.........think it was sometime like the end of summer

so there we have it guys, an Ollie very very much still up from consumption of chemicals (last one was 3/4 hour before) accepting umbrellas from the devil....soon to be broadcast nationwide...........HA HA HA HA HA HA i laugth about it now because i know i was looking a bit of a state too............

and this is great because im actually being slightly/quite trippy, so the background of my livejournal is being very nice at the moment :D

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[20 May 2005|02:59pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]

things ollie thinks would be fun to do on acid:

a day trip to france and visit the eifle tower
go swimming
build a tree-house
go to funland in piccadily london
sit in a police waiting room for no reason at all
paintballing
go sailing
play jenga
bake some cookies
buy a wedding dress
take up life-insurence
go to a fire-works display
go to a baptism
go to alton towers
write a childrens story book
go pot-holeing/absailing
go quaser
have a beer in the devs
get a job on BBC 1 so you can walk around in the background whilst they present the news
take up sewing
play hide and seek in a graveyard
play hide and seek in st pauls cathedral
replace a fuse in a plug
deepfat fry some acorns
watch finding nemo
see what you can attach to your face with super-glue
play bogies
slip some porno magazines into the library bookshelfs
visit brixton

im sure theres other things that could be added............

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[20 May 2005|02:38pm]
[ mood | busy ]


Are You Getting Some?


You have a


37%


chance of getting some.


Chances are slim. It's going to take a lot of work but there is always that remote chance. Even a loser like you can get some every couple years.



Are You Getting Some?




....................... :S

synthetic culture tonight woooooo, think i'll head over to the Devs a bit later........
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[20 May 2005|12:09am]
[ mood | artistic ]

OOOO dear OOOO dear OOOO dear.....

well i brought myself a uv light earlier, and my room looks amazing, so i found my paints and decided to use the ones that reacted to spooce up my room, now i've painted a wicked one that i'll put a picture up of, and i've stuck up random bits in my room so its looking beyond amazing, but it turns out if you paint a fan and forget to wait for the paint to dry before turning it on can mean you get a face full of colour...

YAY i just found whats left of my glow-stick collection is GLOOOOOOWING!!!

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tis rather dashing isnt it, looks a bazzilion times better without the flash, but unfortuantly it wasnt picked up otherwise :(

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[19 May 2005|06:46pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

RAGHHHHHHHH SHOP SHOP SHOP SHOP SHOPPING!!!

yay so now Ollie owns anouther canvas, without any paints and a Blacklight!!! and now Ollies room is purty and glowwy and Ollies smiling lots and lots and lots and lots

been quite a Hoobagroooooovey day, went into Watford....obviously to buy these things, and ran into old friends in HMV whilst i was looking for the Bonkers 11 album i've been trying o replace for like months now, so we're talking playing computer games in HMV untill we're asked to leave because one of them was trying to steal things whilst we were busy........god i forgot how much i love my old friends, then i continued to inform absolutly everyone i met about how everything gives you !!!CANCER!!!

colour gives you cancer,
sound gives you cancer,
over-exposure to concreate gives you cancer,
any exposure to me gives you cancer......

but its ok i dont get cancer because i bite my nails........

come home, and found out one of our bunny rabbits had been to the vets and was staying in an animal hospital because she has become very poorly and thin.....i feel quite sorry for my sister as its her bunny and i know she's going to be very upset if anything happens.......

[EDIT-IN] bab's (the rabbit) died (quite ironic she died of cancer in her tummy actually)

think i'm going to go out to my rabbit "squad" (wanted to call him squat but my mum didnt think that was a very nice name)

now lets make a picture!!!

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[19 May 2005|11:39am]
[ mood | amused ]

WHAT ON EARTH WAS MY MUM THINKING THIS MORNING!!! :S

im sleeping like all good sleeping boys should, and suddenly she pops her head in to tell me

"you'll have to wake up later."

???what does she think i do all day???

i then promptly slept to 11:30 before wakeing up to type that up

oooo and i might be going to seone on saturday instead of slimelight, just need to work out a couple of details....

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[18 May 2005|11:47pm]
[ mood | amused ]



Your Star Wars Name and Title



Your Star Wars Name: Ollp- Kawat

Your Star Wars Title: Nospur of Yla




RAAGGGHHHHH AND IM A .P.I.M.P.-.D.A.D.D.Y. JEDI that looks like plo koon i decided!!!

and i have a pink lightsaber, with a purple fluffy handle.....

and bright yellow boots.....with green buckles

infact apart from the yellow boots with green buckles, jedi belt and traditional jedi cloak thing, im butt naked because i breath though my skin!!!

and im always stoned because i keep standing in hot-boxed rooms........and those bongs from jay and silent bob are real!!!

and i have a spacecraft shaped like a turtle.....with a top hat.......and its got all the works of a done up peageot 206.........you can hear the base from the other side of the galaxy.......

and im always playing snoop dogg..........and i own one of those skulls from one of those aliens in that film.......aliens........

I'M A BADASS MOTHER-FUCKING JEDI PIMP BIATCH!!!

opps Ollie got carried away
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[18 May 2005|08:45pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

ARGHHH BRILLIANT......I GOT MY CAMARA TO WORK!!! AND MY PICTURES ARE STILL ON IT!!!

YAY......ok guys prepare for a mass picture post in my next update.....dont worry i'll put it behind a cut!!!

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[18 May 2005|06:29pm]
[ mood | amused ]

ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS ITS THURSDAY TOMMORROW!!!

i think i just did a bit of a sticky wee wee in my underwear as i could've sworn i just saw an advert for the dragonball z movies comming soon to toonami!!! and if thats not anouth of a reason to do a messy then i dont know what is........

ollie a bit upset because Ollie brought new game for his PC but my computer dosnt even have half the memory that it needs.......like bloody hell how much does a game need!!!...yet my Dad has got on the case of ordering more to let me play my game wich is prity neato of i do say so...........

now to decide if i want to remember this weekend or not...........*thinks wether or not theres a lesson to learn from last weekend........dosnt remember any lesson that might of been learnt.......*

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